Most of us restrict our use of sexual aids to our favorite Playboy or maybe if we score a date in between WoW sessions we might buy cialis to make sure our 10 hour gaming sessions haven’t crippled our sword.
The Basic: A Penis Weight
It doesn’t get much more simplistic than tying your wang to something heavy and letting it go. Something tells me this #1 might not work and #2 might wreak havoc on your inner workings.
The Power Thruster
At first glance this seems to be some form of hardware equipment. However, the reality is this is a male sex device with reusable parts. Basically you stick this thing on a flat surface, clamp it down, put your little guy in, and it does the rest. The overall design of this machine is enough to make anyone nervous, if the pistons went haywire you might be in for a painful Saturday night.
Pretty Pink BJ Machine
This thing looks like someone took their daughters play video camera and made a toy of their own out of it. It seems a bit cumbersome and to be honest, I am not sure how you could explain this machine to a date. However, the plus side is the crazy Japanese writing on the side, very anime.
Doing It Sex Robot Style
So some crazy German guy (of course) decided to act upon that fantasy we all had at 13 of having an anatomically correct robot that wants to do nothing but pleasure us. The site gets creepier than this simple blurb, so approach with caution. Basically imagine some engineering genius took a real doll and stuffed it with parts that would make it do naughty stuff to your man meat. Approach this purchase with caution. This is kind of a last ditch effort. You will not likely be able to explain away a full sized, moving love machine.
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